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Are you there, Vodka?
It's me, Mary.
Created on 2007-05-14 16:57:15 (#12942583), last updated 2009-05-15
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Basic Info| Name: | Clap |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-19 |
| Location: | The West Side, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Website: | DeviantArt is for Whores |
Biostylesheet by: gawariel_design
| Sometimes I'm Awesome... | |||
| I've been published in two literary journals. I took my mother to court for identity fraud and won. I have the best boyfriend in the world. I think Pittsburgh is one of the greatest cities in the world. I'm not ashamed of my accent (usually). I make a mean pot of joe. I enjoy cheap 24-hour restaurants. I am the god damned Batman. | |||
| ...the rest of the time I'm a fuck-up. | |||
| I work at an amusement park and a college library. I drive a '92 Honda Civic. It's mint green and sports an Obama '08 bumper sticker in the rear window. My family is highly dysfunctional. I love the Pittsburgh Penguins, tolerate the Steelers, and don't pay any attention to baseball. I once totaled a Cavalier on the PA turnpike. It was not fun. As an idealist, I spend a good deal of my time being disappointed...and I'm an alcoholic. | |||
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10/rose, alcohol, amusement parks, audrey hepburn, batman, bettie page, books, breakfast, brushes, candles, cleveland, cnn, collage, cooking, david bowie, doctor who, employment opportunities, exploding dog, freelancing, grad school, history, hockey, josh lyman, josh/donna, keith oberman, librarianship, marilyn monroe, mario lemieux, movies, msnbc, music, musicals, new york city, octopii, pen pals, photographs, photography, photoshop, photoshop brushes, pin-ups, pittsburgh, postcards, postsecret, pretty things, rachael maddow, roadtrips, saturday night live, school, science fiction, squirrels, star wars, summer, the democratic party, the pennsylvania turnpike, the pittsburgh penguins, the west wing, urban exploration, vintage fashion, wanderlust, writing
External Services:
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 | mein clap |  |
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